Following are spells which we neglected to include for repulsive pimp Sorcerer Hemmet, one of the Archtypical NPCs presented in Chapter 7 of our extremely popular OGL book Nuisances. How the hell did we end up leaving these out? Well, we did, and can only cite the opening words of the book in our defense (i.e.,“Shit happens”). Special thanks are due to Wayne Tonjes of GamingReport.com for bring this to our attention. Nuisances owners can insert the following into page 68, between the paragraphs titled“Class/Racial Abilities” and “Possessions ”:

Spells Known (Sorcerer 6/7/6/3, save DC 12 + spell level): 0 (7)—Detect Magic, Flare, Flash*, Mage Hand, Massage*, Message, Read Magic; 1st (5)—Animate Rope, Charm Person, Grease, Mount, Reduce Person; 2nd (3)—Eagle’s Splendor, Make Hole*, Rectal Hand*; 3rd (2)—Haste, Layingman’s Lubrication*.

Plus, add to his Possessions a scroll with two castings of the 4th level Sorcerer spell Layingman’s Love Shack*.

*New Spells: Spells followed by asterisks are new and have not actually been written up yet. Submissions are welcome and, if selected, will be posted here. And if we do post yours here, we will send you a free, signed copy of Nuisances (or any one of our other books if you already have it).